Make my news feed great again

Because I'm an “adult” [my ID says so] and I have adult friends, and I follow the pages of several international media outlets, of late my news feed has taken the hues of jaundice yellow and Fanta orange. Yes, you know what I'm talking about because it has happened to you too.

Because I'm an “adult” [my ID says so] and I have adult friends, and I follow the pages of several international media outlets, of late my news feed has taken the hues of jaundice yellow and Fanta orange. Yes, you know what I'm talking about because it has happened to you too.

USA has chosen its Pokémon; not my circus, certainly not my monkey. I'll ponder when the circus comes to my town.
I want my news feed to go back to its natural, glorious state – full of memes and cat videos and glamour shots of food. Thank you.

– Karim Waheed, 
Lord Commander of the Night's 
Watch, Farmgate Branch