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Mahbub Alam Munna

Government losing ‘Aandar’ control trying to bring it under control

In an unprecedented twist, the government keeps losing Aandar control while attempting to bring it under control. Aanda, or egg -- whatever people choose to call it doesn’t matter anymore as they are having breakfast without eggs.
4 October 2024, 18:00 PM

Altruistic prisoners demand work-from-jail permission

When the world is busy inventing and discovering new things, the people of Chapasthan 2.0 are busy coming up with new demands with every passing hour.
20 September 2024, 18:00 PM

Hibernating influencers awaken as flood visits Bangladesh

“Please send money to my bKash and Nagad accounts (bKash 01*******, Nagad 01*******),” was how Superstar Kumon, one of the country’s unrivalled social media legends, finally broke his silence on social media since the student movement began.
23 August 2024, 18:00 PM

Seeking affordable dates, Bangladeshi opens Tinder account

A man from Basabo has opened a Tinder account after he learned from one of his friends that dates on Tinder and Bumble were more attainable than in the current market.
15 March 2024, 18:00 PM

Motivational speakers at a loss after 12th Fail

“As soon as the movie ended, I opened my laptop and applied for BCS at the eleventh hour,” Munna, who recently promised to himself to be a cadre if someone like Shraddha invaded his life like a bolt from the blue, said after being heavily inspired by the movie 12th Fail. 
5 January 2024, 18:00 PM

Deshi Christopher Nolan ready with local Oppenheimer to fight against imported Jawan

Whoever thought the battle between Oppenheimer and Barbie was over, is actually living in a fool’s paradise.  
8 September 2023, 18:00 PM

Cities that looked like Europe from the sky now looking like the Pacific

Once one of the greatest actors of our galaxy compared the cities of Chapasthan with those of Europe. He was so overawed by the celestial appearance of his country’s cities that he could not resist rating European cities lower. 
1 September 2023, 18:00 PM

Comment Warrior Association in disbelief after India’s lunar triumph

The netizens of Bangladesh, the epicenter of social media-based intellectuals, stormed the internet once again following India’s historical astronomical leap.
25 August 2023, 18:00 PM

Ministry of Avoiding Responsibility surprised to be held responsible

The political sphere of Chapasthan has recently been in turmoil because other ministries have started blaming the Ministry of Avoiding Responsibility.  
16 July 2021, 18:00 PM

Brazil and Argentina to give Copa America trophy to B-baria after final

The football teams of Brazil and Argentina have decided to send the Copa America trophy to Brahmanbaria after the final tomorrow.  
9 July 2021, 18:00 PM

There lie multiple hidden treasures under every street: WASHA

Some of us heard of the story of the old farmer telling his sons to dig up their field to find hidden treasure.
2 July 2021, 18:00 PM

Urban solutions: The world’s first beach without a sea

There must be a sea when you talk about a “sea beach”, right?
11 June 2021, 18:00 PM

While Twitter says Kanga-NOT, FaceCrook welcomes her and other bigots

Freedom of speech is a so called birth right, but it’s merely a line that has no application in social media.
7 May 2021, 18:00 PM

Iphone starts ‘Watermelons offer’ in new genius marketing strategy

While the scorching sun is delivering its unbearable gift, people seem to pay no heed to the heatwave as there are bigger fish to fry: the price of watermelons.
30 April 2021, 18:00 PM

Country to go for Mockdowns, not lockdowns

Is it the third wave of the pandemic or the second? While that question is up for debate, there’s no question that Chapasthan, popularly known as Singapore and the America of the east, has been witnessing its second country-wide lockdown.
9 April 2021, 18:00 PM

Transfer is the greatest punishment: ICJ declares

The International Court of Jokes (ICJ) has recently declared that a transfer is one of the worst punishments and is a fitting form of ‘capital’ punishment for many government officials.
2 April 2021, 18:00 PM

Bangladeshi cricketers turn to photography after failing on the pitch

Earlier this month, several unidentified rumours were circulating about a bunch of Bangladeshi cricketers having travelled to a foreign country to learn the basics of photography.
26 March 2021, 18:00 PM

Man without mask mad at unmasked man for sneezing

In the early days of the corona outbreak, it was a herculean task to find a single person without a mask.
19 March 2021, 18:00 PM

‘Only upload photos’: Country’s Facebook expert suggests

Unpopular philosopher Choclates once said, “I have nothing to say lest it should fall under any act and thus my act of speaking gets deactivated forever.”
5 March 2021, 18:00 PM

Bangladesh named Test cricket orientation and rehab centre

Test cricket is one of the most prestigious forms of sport. However, in modern times, it does not enjoy much popularity around the world as the International Cricket Council has not bothered to globalise the sport the way FIFA has been doing for football.
19 February 2021, 18:00 PM

Noakhali welcomes Aung San Suu Kyi in Bhasanchar

How Suu Kyi lost her power, or whether she has or not, is not the concern at the moment for us, the most hospitable people in the history of the universe.
5 February 2021, 18:00 PM

‘I cannot speak’, Paddya Bridge admits in a press conference

People, especially politicians, think that a bridge, that costs a huge sum of money, should be able to speak for itself.
29 January 2021, 18:00 PM

Bangladeshi comment warriors dream of getting higher degree on victim blaming

Victim blaming has become ‘almost an art’ in Bangladesh. Whenever any news portal publishes news of any violence, comment warriors start their war of blaming the victim, especially when the victim is a girl.
22 January 2021, 18:00 PM

CID to launch ‘Find the perfect bride’ service to curtail bad marriages

Recently, the Couple Investigation Department (CID) arrested a happily married couple for not fitting into the mould of a happily married couple.
8 January 2021, 18:00 PM

Covid-19 vaccine removes Bangladesh from its friendlist

Covid-19 has drawn all the attention since it broke out in China, or wherever the latest conspiracy places it. Since then, all the countries have been desperately looking for a vaccine, as was Bangladesh. But several fake IDs of vaccines left everyone confused and creating ample scope for catfishing.
8 January 2021, 18:00 PM

CID to launch ‘Find the perfect bride’ service to curtail bad marriages

Recently, the Couple Investigation Department (CID) arrested a happily married couple for not fitting into the mould of a happily married couple.
1 January 2021, 18:00 PM

TSC stands for Thirteen-Storey Complex, not Teacher-Student Centre anymore

You might have heard the news that Teacher-Student Centre, popularly known as TSC, is going to entirely be replaced by a multi-storey building. This popular meeting place of students and teachers is going to get a new look and it is all part of the new development plan!
25 December 2020, 18:00 PM

‘Only female smokers cause environmental pollution’, man finds in a very private research

Smoke from cigarettes causes both health and environmental problems. But a recent research by a Bangladeshi legend has found something new. Man, from Rajshahi,
11 December 2020, 18:00 PM

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