Hai cricket!

Better try a political coach, as they are versatile in every field. Who says the politicians cannot bat and bowl? They do not need bat ball and stumps, and the umpires are not compulsory. They are weak in fielding, as they need MLSS staff (chaprasees in the Raj days).

Our cricket team may be allowed to use two stumps during batting, and four stumps while bowling at the opponents with a small marble ball. The bat may be wider by one more inch, and the pitch lengthened to 25 yards during batting, and shortened to 20 yards during bowling. Batsmen may be declared out at the third attempt, after two 'practice outs'.

We are good in shrimp farming. Add octopuses, for fielding in cricket matches, after training (eight hands each!). The burqa ladies may be encouraged to throng the galleries for cheering the team.

The maturity of our cricket is proportional to that of our politicians, although the politicians are jhanu (mature and wise).