Saddam standing for Democrats!
Forgive me for asking, but if Saddam was to contest the forthcoming election (no, not the Iraqi election, but the US presidential election!), who do you think will win: Bush or Saddam?
If you ask me, I would say Saddam will win by two-thirds majority -hey, this is America, anything can happen! Imagine there was a live TV debate between Bush and Saddam, and suddenly Saddam brings up all those weapon dealings and dirty contracts from the past. All those dollars paid into Bush's account by oil and defence companies. It may well be Bush who will be looking for bunkers in the Area 51! Think about it. Even better, if Saddam wins, we can have 'Comical Ali' as the White House spokesman.
I am looking forward to an exciting 2004 election between Saddam and Bush.
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