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10 January 2025, 10:21 AM
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21 October 2024, 12:16 PM
Holy League unveils new leftist wing
4 October 2024, 18:00 PM
Government losing ‘Aandar’ control trying to bring it under control
4 October 2024, 18:00 PM
Satire / iPhone 16 users claim biggest feature is a scam
4 October 2024, 18:00 PM
Altruistic prisoners demand work-from-jail permission
20 September 2024, 18:00 PM
Satire / ‘Natok Kom Koro Pio’
20 September 2024, 18:00 PM
A tale from the future: Ordinary students celebrate lynching 100th person
20 September 2024, 18:00 PM
The Cancelling
6 September 2024, 18:00 PM
Burnout generation result of social media becoming extension of workplace: Therapists
In a TimeLess Magazine article titled “Minds Turned to Ash” published nearly four years ago, columnist John Cohen explores the global case of burnout.
1 October 2021, 18:00 PM
Destroy the E-cigarette market, says chief wealth officer
In a recent announcement the Ministry of Wealthfare announced that they were going to come down hard with a ban on e-cigarettes. This was in conjunction with their plans to create a tobacco-free country by 2099.
24 September 2021, 18:00 PM
E eager to distance itself from commerce in Bangladesh
The English letter, E, has been traumatised -- much like humans -- by its association with internet commerce in Bangladesh.
24 September 2021, 18:00 PM
Vaccine registration builds antibodies: Study
In a revolutionary new study conducted last week – meaning it started and ended last week, the rpm was off the charts, experts say – by Chapasthan scientists offers the potential to solve all problems.
17 September 2021, 18:00 PM
Tali-Ban ready to deploy peacekeepers in Southeast Asian countries plagued by US bullying
In support of allies China, a spokesperson of Tali-ban -- a religious organisation which shoots on site anyone who is seen clapping in joy --- on Thursday has declared that the group is ready to deploy peacekeepers in Southeast Asian countries bullied by the United States.
10 September 2021, 18:00 PM
Notorious e-commerce platform brings in ‘foreign investments’
Last Friday, renowned business guru and founder of E-Gorge, Bruhssel Bromad, announced to thousands of his followers and fanboys through his Facebook live stream that E-Gorge had finally procured some foreign investment.
10 September 2021, 18:00 PM
US Open places toilets on court after controversy over long bathroom breaks
To stop complaints about long bathroom breaks taken by players during matches, the US Open authorities have placed porta potties on court.
3 September 2021, 18:00 PM
Dhoka police take up journalism
Dhoka police yesterday launched a news website, exclusively to share news, updates, and their latest accomplishments with the people of the country.
3 September 2021, 18:00 PM
The other keeper feels ghosted like a middle child
Following the head coach’s decision to split the wicketkeeping duties for the ongoing unilaterally-confidence-booster five-match T20I against the team whose neighbour got thumped 4-1 of late, every Khalid, Nakib and Faisal in the host country has an opinion on this matter.
3 September 2021, 18:00 PM
We swear on our wives and daughters that we will be less misogynistic: Reformed misogynists
A Very Religious Organisation in the newly unliberated country of Ivegoneinsane has garnered international acclaim after they said they will be less misogynistic than they were 20 years ago.
27 August 2021, 18:00 PM
You think you woke me?
Woke Folk has opened its doors to the public, and offers solutions to anyone who wants to appear more woke than the person they are arguing with, especially on online platforms.
27 August 2021, 18:00 PM
Dhaka streets devoid of women following decision to only venture out at night
The city’s streets, its offices, homes, schools and colleges have witnessed a curious absence over the last few weeks. Ever since the comment by a senior official calling popular film actress Mona Fairy, Raat er Rani (Queen of the Night), it seems women have decided to band together.
27 August 2021, 18:00 PM
Dumb as a plant: Actor arrested for being too stupid to throw away drugs
Mona Fairy, a popular actor in Chapasthan, has been arrested because she was too stupid to throw away some drugs she kept at her house while police were breaking down her door.
13 August 2021, 18:00 PM
Public transport owners cut their vehicles in half after government decision
After a series of comedy of errors, Chapasthan has come up with another revolutionary idea: only half the fleet of any public transport will be allowed to ply the roads to tackle the spread of Covid-22.
13 August 2021, 18:00 PM
Retraction Act allowing govt to change decision any time passed in parliament
Flipflopping on decisions and positions has become enshrined in law in Chapasthan.
6 August 2021, 18:00 PM
Take that, mate: Alien cricket team’s 4-point demand leaked
In the latest press conference following the third T20I of the bilateral T20I series, the Alien cricket team introduced an outrageous Four-Point Demand at the hosts amid the pandemic, saying they will only continue playing if they are met.
6 August 2021, 18:00 PM
Engineering student baffled after being turned down by girl online
As far back as Shadman Sakib* could remember, he had always been a shy boy. For some reason, he wasn’t good at making friends, let alone become popular in school.
6 August 2021, 18:00 PM
Country plans to hold its own Olympics to win medals
After every 4 years, Chapasthan wallows in the sorrow of not being able to win an Olympic medal despite partaking in the Games since 1984.
30 July 2021, 18:00 PM
Ultra-elite friend group at upscale eatery constantly apologising for privilege
While I personally constantly strive for the good life, I can hardly afford the good life due to my profession and its limitations.
30 July 2021, 18:00 PM
Post-Covid riches: CEOs hit record numbers paying employees pandemic-era salaries
Business owners and CEOs in Chapasthan have started dominating the Forbes Richest list after the end of the Covid-22 pandemic, and it has largely been because no one but the one-percenters know that the pandemic has ended.
30 July 2021, 18:00 PM