Satire / Let's MoPE!
28 May 2025, 13:17 PM
Satire / Justice for Sale: Case Files Found at Tk 16 per Kg
10 January 2025, 10:21 AM
Satire / BBA student gets married, calls it the best networking experience of his life
21 October 2024, 12:16 PM
Holy League unveils new leftist wing
4 October 2024, 18:00 PM
Government losing ‘Aandar’ control trying to bring it under control
4 October 2024, 18:00 PM
Satire / iPhone 16 users claim biggest feature is a scam
4 October 2024, 18:00 PM
Altruistic prisoners demand work-from-jail permission
20 September 2024, 18:00 PM
Satire / ‘Natok Kom Koro Pio’
20 September 2024, 18:00 PM
A tale from the future: Ordinary students celebrate lynching 100th person
20 September 2024, 18:00 PM
The Cancelling
6 September 2024, 18:00 PM
Satireday editor’s note
We understand that carrying two pieces on the same topic -- ChatGPT -- may not seem to be the most creative path to take.
27 January 2023, 18:00 PM
Virginia man applies to court to marry ChatGPT
A law professor in Virginia yesterday applied to the lower court in the region seeking permission to marry ChatGPT.
27 January 2023, 18:00 PM
Science can’t answer why people get the most important calls inside elevators
Science has been the prime source for answers ever since humans learned to remain silent about questions they couldn’t answer. However, with one particular question, “why people get the most important calls while they are inside elevators?”, science can only respond with silence time and again.
27 January 2023, 18:00 PM
Man at deadbeat job surprised ChatGPT can replace him
After a career built entirely off of copying search results from Google, Tanvir Alam Khan, 28, a BBA graduate from Not South University, thinks that the human species should be compensated for artificial intelligence software disrupting the labour market.
27 January 2023, 18:00 PM
City residents blast ‘Buk ta faitta jaay’ amid political clash
Political clashes ahead of elections is not new for Paltown residents. Sometimes law enforcers, in their attempt to do “crowd control” take part in the fray.
20 January 2023, 18:00 PM
APL’s fun has no bounds
The advent of the T20 format and the corresponding boom of franchise-based leagues across the world has kept fans entertained, but no other tournament has provided what country’s Alternate Premier League (APL) brought to the table.
20 January 2023, 18:00 PM
99% of Bangladeshis could get ‘exposed’ before the end of 2023: researchers
Bangladesh holds the record for having the highest number of people, per square kilometre, to have been exposed on social media at least once in their lives.
20 January 2023, 18:00 PM
‘I own many houses in the US only to make better sewerage systems back home’
Task Jong Un, one of the most intense workaholics in Chapasthan, exhibited his diligence once again by taking his responsibilities to another level.
13 January 2023, 18:00 PM
Marriage in trouble after man refuses to break traffic rules
A couple in Dhaka has admitted that a single instance of the husband refusing to drive against traffic during a traffic jam has landed the marriage in hot water.
13 January 2023, 18:00 PM
Chuadanga man hospitalised due to malfunctioning weather app
A man in Chuadanga was hospitalised with pneumonia on Thursday because he kept walking around the district town in a sleeveless shirt and shorts even as the mercury had dipped to below 7 degrees Celsius, the lowest recorded temperature this season.
13 January 2023, 18:00 PM
Person manages to attend Pic Fest despite January wedding commitments
A woman in Dhaka was honoured with the “Warrior Princess” award after she was spotted at Pic Fest on Friday evening.
6 January 2023, 18:00 PM
Ghost on Airport Road forced to take part in road safety workshop
Chapasthan Road Transport Authority (CRTA) has finally managed to bring down road accidents in Dhoka, by forcing the ghost on Airport Road to take part in a road safety workshop.
6 January 2023, 18:00 PM
The real reason a certain cricket ‘tournament’ is farcical
Bangladesh continues to astound the world by arranging its yearly cricket-torturing programme.
6 January 2023, 18:00 PM
Shohan defends wicketkeeping, says it’s ‘more difficult than gatekeeping’
Bangladesh national cricket team veteran Nazmul Hossain Shohan fought back against the backlash he was facing for his wicketkeeping abilities, saying that it is more difficult than activists’ gatekeeping on social media.
30 December 2022, 18:00 PM
Blender d’Or Award introduced for all athletes
It was an auspicious moment for the country when Bangladesh introduced one of the most prestigious awards in sport, the Blender d’Or, just like France’s Ballon d’Or. Bangladesh even managed to surpass France as the award is being given to palyers of all sports, while France has maintained the narrow outlook of giving it only to footballers, an egregious oversight from a supposedly liberal country.
30 December 2022, 18:00 PM
Some passengers who are not quite liking metro rail
Many people were overjoyed as the country entered a new era of transport with the launch of the metro rail, but there were some Bangladeshis who were crushed by the advent of the state-of-the-art transport service.
30 December 2022, 18:00 PM
My greatness pushed Messi to WC glory
Cristiano Ronaldo has called time on his career after Messi won the World Cup beating France in an epic encounter that stretched till the penalties.
23 December 2022, 18:00 PM
Man reactivates his FB to congratulate new student leaders
Telmar Uddin, who has been deactivating his Facebook account for the past 2 years to secure CGPA- 4, reactivated his account recently just to congratulate newly elected student leaders as he believes that is more important and prestigious than securing the highest CGPA.
23 December 2022, 18:00 PM
We want Bangladeshi refs for 2026: FIFA
In a recent and shocking move, Fifa has chosen to recruit regular, non-footballing Bangladeshis as referees for the next World Cup, after being blown away by their intense and almost unbeatable knowledge of the game.
23 December 2022, 18:00 PM
Oxford University to sue Brazil for proving its prediction wrong
People used to have more faith in Oxford University’s research than they had in themselves.
16 December 2022, 18:00 PM