Rusty Hinges

Right now I feel like the Tin Man from Oz. This analogy may not be perfect  because his goal in life was to get himself a heart, whereas what I'm looking for is an example of a metal man who’s dying for a spot of oil in those hinges.

Basically my shoulder's all stiff and painful right now, and IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU.

We're in that special time of year again when you can't tell if it's going to be hot or cold the next morning, but right now you'll want to sleep with your upper body away from any windows. You do not want to wake up with a dull pain in your body that gets sharp as you move a necessary muscle.

Then again, sleeping with your feet pointed at the window instead can lead you to pulling a leg muscle. If that's ever happened to you, you might think the shoulder cramp is the better deal. It's not, really. Shoulder cramp is all day: leg muscle just makes you wish you were dead for five minutes.

– Zoheb Mashiur, Senior Chiropractor's Assistant, SHOUT