satire
Son meets parents for the first time in 8 years during blackout
Shadman Sakib did not know what the blackout would bring, but he was pleasantly surprised.
5 October 2022, 17:15 PM
Adult scared to confront supermarket saleswoman
Bangladeshi adults are reportedly scared of saying no to saleswomen selling chicken nuggets.
3 October 2022, 17:00 PM
University official shocked to learn Tagore refused opportunity of being called ‘sir’
“All officials of this university have their right to be called ‘sir’ straight from the womb."
27 September 2022, 14:57 PM
Decorators scared to supply chairs to political rallies as they return broken
Local decorators go on strike after their chairs came back broken from a political event.
26 September 2022, 17:15 PM
Types of people you see in a university cafeteria
We are now entering the cafeteria of Bidirectional University.
17 September 2022, 16:25 PM
Inflation finally dawns on youth as potato crackers price increased to BDT 15
The inflation didn't seem real, until now.
16 September 2022, 17:48 PM
Engineering students demand jobs based on memorising solution manuals
The art of ingesting and dumping irrelevant information has been mastered by Bangladeshi students.
13 September 2022, 18:00 PM
42-year-old medical graduate finally takes a day off
The last vacation Dr Shadman took was the day he filled up his medical school application forms.
10 September 2022, 17:00 PM
Writer becomes bestseller after his own employer buys copies worth 9 crore
Chulbul, who has written 29 books of poetry in his career spanning 9 months, characterises his style as introspective, post-modernist neo-absurdism.
30 August 2022, 12:14 PM
Motivational speaker loses all credibility after using royalty-free music
With a routine corporate talk over at French-Canadian Detergent taking place last week, Bappy Jaliyat began his presentation.
19 August 2022, 15:40 PM
Devil left feeling insecure after Bangladesh called ‘heaven’
Local devil in-charge, Lucifer, has reportedly been in clinical depression.
15 August 2022, 18:02 PM
What does heaven look like?
Congratulations to you, my dear countrymen, welcome to heaven. But wait, heaven is…dark? One might be forgiven for thinking that here in Bangladesh at the moment, as cyclical power cuts literally leave millions in the dark for hours, and fuel prices make others see stars. It might become cheaper to buy a vehicle than the actual costs of buying a week’s fuel for it on a consistent basis. So, get walking, go green, when better than now?
13 August 2022, 08:44 AM
Martin Scorsese lauds local entrepreneur and filmmaker as “pioneer of cinema”
The Academy Award winner did not have a shortage of praises for the man.
10 August 2022, 17:00 PM
Fuel prices so high people have stopped gaslighting
Gaslighters are either completely stopping the practice or finding alternatives.
8 August 2022, 15:38 PM
Perks of living in Dhaka City
Take the recent and absurd fuel price hike, for example. The country's people are focusing on and monitoring how we, the citizens of Dhaka, will handle this situation so they can follow suit. To them, we say, “Hold my Borhani.” The fuel price hike gave an extra flare to the attitude of operators of CNG-run auto-rickshaws, Uber cars, and Pathao bikes, thus rendering the daily commute undesirable. Yet, most fail to grasp the opportunities we are presented with, such as being innovative and healthy. Power walking or riding your bicycle for commute is your divine solution.
7 August 2022, 12:45 PM
Millennials nostalgic about load-shedding, don’t realise it’s Stockholm syndrome
Local millennials are on the streets with the ludicrous demand of making load-shedding permanent as a part of our heritage.
4 August 2022, 18:58 PM
How to have a quintessential prom in Bangladesh
The prom experience would remain incomplete without these.
4 August 2022, 13:25 PM
Canada aspirants consider staying home as Instagram music reaches Bangladesh
IG music going local is reportedly going to fill up the gaps in Bangladeshi netizens’ hearts.
2 August 2022, 17:52 PM
Youth traumatised after using Personality A with Friend Group B
The police were confused. Who was Personality A?
31 July 2022, 17:46 PM
Become popular on the Internet with Sellout.com
In a world full of fake validation, Sellout.com understands what’s crucial for triumph – internet points.
28 July 2022, 12:47 PM