“I didn’t mean to gain weight. It was a snackcident.”

I love puns. They make light of all heavy stuff weighing down my mind. Some are bad though. So bad people have even coined a term for them: Dad Jokes. Or maybe they meant Dead Jokes and it got lost in transcription.

While often cringe inducing, puns are serious stuff. There is a yearly championship contest in Texas called O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships. People work pun-ishingly hard for this. So give them a giggle. They’ve definitely groan on me.

This issue of Toggle has nothing on puns but it does have health advice on how to reduce harmful weight on your ankles and legs. Don’t worry, it’s going tibia okay.