Reaching home safely is mark of success and development: Minister

There is good news for those who have failed or are failing to achieve success by becoming an engineer or a doctor. Chapasthan has set a new “success criterion”, under which people can become successes, seemingly by doing nothing out of the ordinary. 
19 August 2022, 18:00 PM

Bangladesh named world’s healthiest country in 2050

The year is 2050.   The United Nations just declared Bangladesh the world’s healthiest country. The UN secretary general urged all to follow Bangladesh as a role model. 
12 August 2022, 18:00 PM

Digital marketing guru changes name to boost SEO

In an unprecedented feat of putting one’s money where one’s mouth is, the digital marketing guru formerly known as Golam Mostafa has changed his name to Golam Rocky Road Mostafa.  
12 August 2022, 18:00 PM

Surprising study finds development is meant to help people

A surprising new study published yesterday revealed that the purpose of development in any country is to improve the lives of its citizens.
12 August 2022, 18:00 PM

B,CB outlaws retirement; players can only be rested

The country’s apex cricket governing body has ruled that henceforth, no cricketer will be allowed to retire.  
5 August 2022, 18:00 PM

Club senior says he discovered debating

A senior from Bangladesh Debate Union called a press conference at National Press Club today to “celebrate his part” in winning the World Universities Debating Championship.  
5 August 2022, 18:00 PM

Police declare all cases solved and shift focus to bad singers

Daha Mrittu Politan Police (DMPP), in a press conference this week, announced a radical shift in policy as all pending murder cases were declared solved. 
5 August 2022, 18:00 PM

‘Do women even breathe after 10:00pm?’

Representatives of the proctorial body, accompanied by hall provosts of Pahartoli University in a press conference yesterday issued a directive that all female students must enter their dorms by 10:00pm.  
29 July 2022, 18:00 PM

Speedboats to tow high officials’ SUVs amid austerity measures

A circular of the high officials’ welfare division yesterday said due to the curbs on buying fuel and the consequent restrictions on using vehicles, officials high enough can use their boats to tow their cars across city streets.  
29 July 2022, 18:00 PM

National cricketer angry at the Sun for rising too late

It is cause for national joy that at least one Bangladeshi has been able to fulfil his parents’ dream by rising early. Since as far back as an egg cracked after a hen laid it (let’s not, okay?), parents have dreamed that their children would rise along with the sun.  
29 July 2022, 18:00 PM

Parallel Universe: Afghans deploy military in America to ensure peace

No sooner had the uproar over the first few images of space captured by NASA’s James Webb Space Telescope ended, NASA came up with another strange claim.
22 July 2022, 18:00 PM

Drivers, helpers being trained in ‘managing to flee’

He used to repair dents in cars in Bhangamotor and with those earnings, along with his brother’s income from driving a CNG-run auto-rickshaw wife’s income from working as hired domestic help, he ran his family of five.
22 July 2022, 18:00 PM

Man dodging load shedding with simple trick

Entrepreneur Rafsan Rakib has come up with a unique solution to an artificial problem the government created. Load shedding is the talk of the town now, and Rafsan is not worried at all.
22 July 2022, 18:00 PM

You’re wasting your life: Study

A revolutionary new study has found that you are wasting your life.  
15 July 2022, 18:00 PM

NASA to hire Bangladeshi ‘scientists’ to get authentic images

The fact that NASA is famous for producing fake images of space and celestial objects, has again been proven.  
15 July 2022, 18:00 PM

Mercury rises across an elite social journey

The following is a collection of social media statuses, collected from a group that Satireday has observed for some time and determined to be more or less like-minded.
15 July 2022, 18:00 PM

Thug life 6-wheel edition

After rickshaws were banned on Pachmoshjid Road, rickshaw-pullers have come up with an interesting way to bypass the law. They are now transporting their vehicles on
8 July 2022, 18:00 PM

The shoe garland maker’s manual

With the climate as it is nowadays, means of meting out justice is few and far between.
8 July 2022, 18:00 PM

All oil used for flattery, none left for energy production

Due to the national habit of applying generous levels of oil to slide one’s way to the top -- or most often, barely middle, levels -- of organisations, Chapasthan has been facing an oil crisis for the past few days.
8 July 2022, 18:00 PM

VIP criticises Dr Strange for not practising medicine

“How is he even a doctor if he doesn’t treat people or at least own a dispensary?” Naambolle Chakrithakbena, a Verbosely Impotent Person (VIP), asked about Marvel Cinematic Universe superhero Doctor Strange.
1 July 2022, 18:00 PM