Satire / Let's MoPE!
28 May 2025, 13:17 PM
Satire / Justice for Sale: Case Files Found at Tk 16 per Kg
10 January 2025, 10:21 AM
Satire / BBA student gets married, calls it the best networking experience of his life
21 October 2024, 12:16 PM
Holy League unveils new leftist wing
4 October 2024, 18:00 PM
Government losing ‘Aandar’ control trying to bring it under control
4 October 2024, 18:00 PM
Satire / iPhone 16 users claim biggest feature is a scam
4 October 2024, 18:00 PM
Altruistic prisoners demand work-from-jail permission
20 September 2024, 18:00 PM
Satire / ‘Natok Kom Koro Pio’
20 September 2024, 18:00 PM
A tale from the future: Ordinary students celebrate lynching 100th person
20 September 2024, 18:00 PM
The Cancelling
6 September 2024, 18:00 PM
Cuba sanctions US Supreme Court justices
Cuba yesterday imposed human rights-related sanctions on five US Supreme Court Justices, including Donald Trump-appointed Amy Coney Barrett, for overturning the landmark Roe v. Wade ruling that ensured safe abortions across the United States.
1 July 2022, 18:00 PM
Couple names triplets Black, Money and Whitening
A couple in Malikchor named their newly-born triplets Black, Money and Whitening in connection with the millionaire lawmakers’ dreams of offering amnesty to people holding onto black money.
1 July 2022, 18:00 PM
Internet Explorer has been closing for 27 years
The news that has been circulating of Internet Explorer retiring at the age of 27 is basically a lie. It’s actually the world’s longest and slowest closure, taking 27 years.
17 June 2022, 18:00 PM
AI proves sentience by describing girl’s complexion as ‘moyla’
The following is an excerpt from the digital journal of a Bangladeshi computer engineer who has been missing for the last seven days.
17 June 2022, 18:00 PM
MPs must be loud to be proud
A recent gazette issued by the parliamentary standing committee on vocal affairs said members of parliament should now be elected based on how loud they can speak.
17 June 2022, 18:00 PM
Govt to mend tea workers’ broken roofs with surplus tea leaves
In the seventh hour of sitting in a traffic jam on the country’s biggest thoroughfare, Chapasthan Commerce Minister Baki Gunchhi held an impromptu press conference for around 30 motorcyclists who had congregated around the minister’s BMW over the last five hours.
10 June 2022, 18:00 PM
PK joins race with Saudi man to marry Amber Heard
Being hit by serious penury, when Amber Heard was totally unable to pay Johnny Depp the $10-million compensation, the amount lost in a bet over the Liverpool-Madrid UCL final, an altruistic man from Saudi Arabia came to the rescue with his fat bank accounts.
10 June 2022, 18:00 PM
We had 1 fire extinguisher: Owner of cargo area on safety measures
After the 549th fire incident that could’ve easily been avoided if businesses weren’t absolute pieces of … or if fire-safety measures were a tiny bit better, the nation was shocked once again.
10 June 2022, 18:00 PM
Cricket board to make decisions based on online polls
High officials of Chapasthan’s cricket governing body have said that from now on, they will make decisions about the national team based on online polls.
3 June 2022, 18:00 PM
US state makes bulletproof vests mandatory in schools
The US state of Texas has made it mandatory for schoolchildren to wear bulletproof vests to school to stop deaths from school shootings, while saying guns are part of the solution and not the problem.
3 June 2022, 18:00 PM
How to beat abuse allegations: A book by Johnny Depp
The following is the contents page from actor Johnny Depp’s upcoming book “How to beat abuse allegations”. He wrote the entire book while sitting at the plaintiff’s desk during the six-week defamation trial involving his ex-wife Amber Heard.
3 June 2022, 18:00 PM
Where the date for the next meeting is set
A high-powered research firm has found that scheduling the next meeting was the only outcome in 98 percent of meetings in companies surveyed.
27 May 2022, 18:00 PM
Don’t judge a judge by his designation
Prodhan Biplob, a self-proclaimed judge and a revolutionary by name, was arrested by police in Chapasthan while establishing the veracity of the axiom “Don’t judge a judge by his designation”.
27 May 2022, 18:00 PM
Women’s attires are reason the country is bad in all indexes: Study
“Corruption is high in Chapasthan. Do you guys really know why? Because of the dresses and clothes the women of this country wear,” Jamanai Mia, the chief researcher of Meyeder Poshak Gobeshona Institute (MPGI) said yesterday while announcing the findings of the institute’s latest study.
27 May 2022, 18:00 PM
Fifth release of Cloak Studio draws attention from all walks of life: Webinar
Just like everyone else, the Satireday page also could not hold itself back from dedicating some column space to the much loved and much hated Cloak Studio following its fifth release.
20 May 2022, 18:00 PM
Men live in 2022, women stuck in 1900s: Study by female scientists
To collect the data, the scientists placed subjects in roles ranging from homemakers, new mothers, new working mothers, high-profile corporate officers and single women living in the capital, among other roles.
20 May 2022, 18:00 PM
Musk froze Twitter deal after hearing about PK
Elon Musk, the multi-billionaire with millions of social media followers, has talked about his worst nightmare -- PK Maldar, the former Chapasthani candidate for the world’s richest man.
20 May 2022, 18:00 PM
The rainfie contest
This is the current frontrunner for our Rainy Selfie Contest 2022. Aspiring contestants are requested to send in their selfies to rainfie@selfiecontest.com.
13 May 2022, 18:00 PM
Authorities going all out for ‘2 Fair 2 Free’ polls
Chapasthan is once again gearing up for its Ultra Free, Giga Fair National Election. This time, it’s going to be freer and fairer than ever.
13 May 2022, 18:00 PM
Banks offer ticket loans for powerfully powerless cousins
Even as Chapasthan’s per capita income continues to surge, people are failing to buy transport tickets. And so, the heart-touching reality of relatives of rulers being unable to afford train tickets has come to the fore
13 May 2022, 18:00 PM