A lot had changed in the world of football since 2019: Real Madrid, once a European powerhouse, stooped to the lowest of lows, having failed to win any Champions League in the previous three attempts.

The world does not like believing women and that fact has been further supported by a recent worldwide survey.

As literally millions of people were coming back to the capital yesterday, a group of residents flocked to the city’s entry points and set up blockades to stop so-called “district dwellers” from returning after Eid vacation.

“Pera Nai, Just Chill”, the country’s leading coaching centre located in Farmgate -- the worldwide capital of such centres -- just introduced their new crash course to teach students how to collect more Eid salami with minimal effort.  

In the midst of being involved in “super embarrassing” allegations that cannot be repeated here due to considerations of decency, tech billionaire Elon Musk almost did what an average person might have done in such trying circumstances: spend on comfort stuff, you know, pastries, a monster deliciosa, a case of carbonated beverage, electric guitars and all that.

After many debates, demonstrations and detentions, law enforcers have finally come to a solution regarding the Lebutala playground issue.

This art installation of a conscious citizen wearing a plastic stool on his head is a metaphor for wider society. There is a camera around his neck,

The following is a summary of all the complaints about this page’s content, mostly gleaned from social media, and a satire writer’s foolhardy attempt to answer them.

The country has reached a new stage of development as the entire machinery of the state -- from healthcare and law enforcement to sanitation -- has been deployed to cater to the wellbeing and protection of its citizens.  

Local fruit juice giant, Tran Group of Companies Ltd, recently announced the launch of their new line of products called “the substitute”.  

A man yesterday became the first to be arrested for criticising the cricket shot called the reverse sweep. In a precedent-setting move by the authorities, Allout Yesman, 43, was arrested under the Insecurity Act.

The country yet again took another traffic-jam changing decision by deciding not to sell any tickets to persons without NIDs. People have already started to call this measure an “18-plus launch service” as someone must be 18 or above to get an NID card.

Lojjaheen Enterprises has come up with a brilliant new product to protect the integrity of your fast. Just because it is called fasting doesn’t mean you have to break it fast.

Khelauddin, the king of the country’s football federation, once promised that the national team would surely play the 2022 Qatar World Cup. To qualify, he promised to do everything, although he is famous for doing nothing.   

The readymade garments sector (RMG) chose to make the statement as 80 percent of its workforce, or around two million, are female workers.

The capital reached a milestone yesterday when the entire structure of overbridges, constructed to memorialise people who died after being run over by city buses, became visible after completion of the last overbridge in the only remaining spot in Otokhalina.

There were a lot of issues on the table that Monday morning. And there were some shingaras too, but they did not last long.

“I haven’t seen my girlfriend’s photos on my newsfeed for the last 50 days because it’s flooded with Pasoori covers.

The people of Chapasthan are becoming more aware of the importance of mental health with each passing day. They now know how distressing it can be for a person to get pressured into doing something.  

Akash Bhora Tara is searching for a “promising reporter” to cover their “ultimate development beat”.