Satire / Let's MoPE!
28 May 2025, 13:17 PM
Satire / Justice for Sale: Case Files Found at Tk 16 per Kg
10 January 2025, 10:21 AM
Satire / BBA student gets married, calls it the best networking experience of his life
21 October 2024, 12:16 PM
Holy League unveils new leftist wing
4 October 2024, 18:00 PM
Government losing ‘Aandar’ control trying to bring it under control
4 October 2024, 18:00 PM
Satire / iPhone 16 users claim biggest feature is a scam
4 October 2024, 18:00 PM
Altruistic prisoners demand work-from-jail permission
20 September 2024, 18:00 PM
Satire / ‘Natok Kom Koro Pio’
20 September 2024, 18:00 PM
A tale from the future: Ordinary students celebrate lynching 100th person
20 September 2024, 18:00 PM
The Cancelling
6 September 2024, 18:00 PM
Ministry mandates ‘pockets’ in all female clothes from April 1
On International Women’s Day 2022, in a landmark initiative to ensure equality, the Ministry of Women and Kids’ Affairs (MOWKA) mandated pockets to be sewn in all female dresses from April 1.
11 March 2022, 18:00 PM
OBVIOUSLY LOUD CURRY TRAITS
A student, also a mad fan of Syed Mujtaba Ali’s famous short story “Roshogolla” prepares to leave the country for higher studies, complete with the essentials.
4 March 2022, 18:00 PM
A humane war by Putin, not wanting to put-out anyone
The following is a note sent to Satireday by Russian President Vladimir Putin. We did not ask for it, but his mail entered our inbox anyway. We are running it because Putin has always been to journalists what he has been to bare-chested horseback riding -- killing it!
4 March 2022, 18:00 PM
‘Relatively civilised, white’ journo wants passports abolished; says skin colour enough verification
The CBS-BS Senior Foreign Correspondent, who claimed Iraq and Afghanistan are not civilised and can expect to be in wars, Charles Gate,
4 March 2022, 18:00 PM
Selfie Mela Contest
If you want your love of books and the written word to be held up for the world to see, Selfie Mela is the competition for you. It is all good taking pictures while
25 February 2022, 18:00 PM
Apple introduces iLid for earphone users
Have you ever poured out your life story to someone for 26 minutes, only to notice that she has been listening to a podcast all that time?
25 February 2022, 18:00 PM
Facebook etiquette: Top university launches new course for young professionals
One of the country’s most respected universities has launched a new course that the institution’s authorities say will arm young professionals with the requisite tools to impress in their new jobs.
25 February 2022, 18:00 PM
Satire writer struggling with deadline decides to write about himself
The internet is a many-splendoured thing, but it has utterly failed to help me write a piece that will fill up column space.
18 February 2022, 18:00 PM
The ethics of being unethical
Keeping animals in captivity and making a spectacle of them is bad, it is unethical. Trying to think of captions about evolution and how monkeys can eat lollies
18 February 2022, 18:00 PM
Novax Djocovid doesn’t endorse hypocrisy, but...
When little Novax was young, he got what he wanted every time his birthday arrived. He had a way to get his stuff, for he had discovered the magic word, what he thought was the “Philosopher’s word”.
18 February 2022, 18:00 PM
‘Putin only trying to find mental peace in Ukraine – he’s a Libra!’
Chief Astrologer to the European Union of Natural Sciences (EUNUS), Kazuki Kunikoto Erif, said on Monday that the Russian premier Vladimir Putin is only trying to find mental peace in Ukraine.
18 February 2022, 18:00 PM
Woman trapped in spiral to renew passport
The following is part of an interview of a woman who is still trying to collect all 634 documents to get her new passpor:.
11 February 2022, 18:00 PM
BPL: The GOAT tourney at evoking nostalgia
Remember the time when you had to flee the streets impromptu to dodge “a stunner” right after you or one of your mates had hit a well-timed lofted shot, which triggered the arrival of a certain Stone Cold Steve Austin as the sweet sound of timbre preceded a crash?
11 February 2022, 18:00 PM
Schools to be shifted to shopping malls to avoid closures
The country has broken records for keeping schools, colleges and universities closed for the longest time after local scientists discovered that Covid thrives and is transmitted only in educational institutions.
11 February 2022, 18:00 PM
Panic as users getting notified of all Messenger screenshots ever
Thousands of people have thrown away their smartphones in utter panic after news broke that users were getting notifications of every screenshot that was ever taken of their Facebook Messenger conversations.
4 February 2022, 18:00 PM
British environ-mentalist shocked to find Desi wife’s plastic bag stash
British environmentalist Dr Susten Abeel was left utterly shocked to find a stash of plastic shopping bags in his new wife Sonali Roy’s closet.
4 February 2022, 18:00 PM
#AllCovidsMatter gains steam amid latest wave
As everyone and their grandchildren are getting infected with the Omicron variant to the extent that news of someone getting infected is no longer surprising, a new movement called “#AllCovidsMatter” has gained traction on social media.
4 February 2022, 18:00 PM
Older millennials having babies just to be able to say ‘back in my day’
Older millennials are rushing to have babies as they hit their late and early thirties milestones -- a receding hairline, a growing tummy and aching joints.
28 January 2022, 18:00 PM
Country in shock after finishing 2nd on corruption list despite 1st-class performance
The country is in sheer despair after becoming the second most corrupt country in South Asia. The year-long endeavours and performances were rendered futile in just a matter of seconds as soon as the Winning Opacity Worldwide (WOW) list was published.
28 January 2022, 18:00 PM
VC gets intimate about his campus protest experience
The following is an excerpt from the diary of a VC, which Satireday obtained when he left home to get sushi after the end of the students’ hunger strike:
28 January 2022, 18:00 PM