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Government losing ‘Aandar’ control trying to bring it under control
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Altruistic prisoners demand work-from-jail permission
20 September 2024, 18:00 PM
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20 September 2024, 18:00 PM
A tale from the future: Ordinary students celebrate lynching 100th person
20 September 2024, 18:00 PM
The Cancelling
6 September 2024, 18:00 PM
CEO gets cash reward for restarting work from home during Covid surge
“The money you make is a symbol of the value you create, Idowu Koyenikan had written, and I did just that by ensuring people get to work from home during the surge of this new Covid variant. I valued people’s lives and that earned me cash recognition and general recognition of course.”
21 January 2022, 18:00 PM
Apple to introduce new idiot emoji
A local man has won a competition to be the inspiration for the new “#Covidiot” emoji to be introduced soon by Apple.
21 January 2022, 18:00 PM
Silence is SUSTainable education: VC
“If silence can be the sign of consent, why shouldn’t it be the sign of sustainable education?” the spokesperson of VC, a group of meritorious students popularly known as Valo Chatra, asked during a press conference.
21 January 2022, 18:00 PM
Food bloggers outnumber diners at city restaurants: Study
A revolutionary new study has revealed that there are more food bloggers and vloggers than actual customers in a majority of the capital’s restaurants.
14 January 2022, 18:00 PM
New Covid variant named after Novak Djokovic
The International Institute of Naming Covid-22 Strains (IINCS) yesterday succumbed to pressure from the pro-Covid lobby and named the newest variant after tennis legend Novak Djokovic.
14 January 2022, 18:00 PM
Lockdown will ruin company culture, Mamun from HR warns govt
“There’s no way I’m going to let these people go back home again,” Mamun from HR murmured. “What will happen to the company’s synergy, dynamism and disruption, if there is no one to synergise, dynamise and disrupt at the office?
14 January 2022, 18:00 PM
Man who planned to be millionaire in 2021 borrows money for date in 2022
Bapparaj, a Chapasthani man who was supposed to be a multi-millionaire by 2021, ended the year by borrowing money from his friends to go on a date in 2022.
31 December 2021, 18:00 PM
‘New year, new me,’ say same old people
The people of Chapasthan, who are renowned for being oblivious to the concept of a promise, have once again prepared their New Year’s resolutions.
31 December 2021, 18:00 PM
Lifting citizens above the traffic with uthao
The government will launch ride-carrying service Uthao from today as part of its initiative to reduce the capital’s chronic traffic congestion.
31 December 2021, 18:00 PM
Local comedians hurt by criticism, declare war on sub-editors worldwide
On Wednesday morning, Zarif Rifat, a sub-editor at The Quarterly Moon newspaper, announced that he’s starting a crowdfunding campaign to
24 December 2021, 18:00 PM
Behind every successful women’s team, there are men
Behind every successful women’s team, there is a team of even more successful men.
24 December 2021, 18:00 PM
Fare solution for air pollution?
Dhoka, the highly developed city of Chapasthan, has yet again been ranked second in the list of most polluted cities of the world.
17 December 2021, 18:00 PM
Pandemic-era marriages invalid if reception not held by Feb ’22
The marriage certificates of those who tied the knot in the past two years will not be valid unless the couples hold a reception by February 28, 2022, the Lok Ki Bolbe division of the Chapasthan government said in a press release.
17 December 2021, 18:00 PM
Lying is the new position of strength: Cricket captain
The Bobcats lost the Test match, even though it rained more than two days out of five in Merepoor.
10 December 2021, 18:00 PM
Murad Takla no more?
Following the prime minister’s order to Murad Hassan to step down from his post as state minister for information and broadcasting, many people of the country mistakenly abandoned a rich cultural heritage.
10 December 2021, 18:00 PM
I was testing digital security, says state minister after his obscene tirade leaked
Following an uproar about how a person in government could say the vilest things known to man in a phone recording, Murad Ghapla, the former state minister for monitoring free speech, has said that he only said those things as part of a monitoring exercise.
10 December 2021, 18:00 PM
Country to export rich people to poorer nations
Why Chapasthan is still considered to be an underdeveloped country, despite being the largest producer of rich people, is a question that the nation’s economists are wracking their brains over at countless seminars, webinars, roundtables and views-exchange meetings.
3 December 2021, 18:00 PM
‘Trust us, we got this, for real this time’
The government of Chapasthan has assured its people that they will be absolutely safe from the Omicron variant of Covid-22, as authorities, under the celestial guidance of the supreme leader, have taken the strictest measures to prevent another wave of the pandemic.
3 December 2021, 18:00 PM
Cricketers plan to build biggest pillar of success with continuous failures
One will rarely come across anyone who has not heard the old adage “failure is the pillar of success”.
26 November 2021, 18:00 PM
All roads to be converted into racetracks: Minister
The minister of roads and highways recently decided to turn all thoroughfares of Chapasthan into racetracks, as the country’s drivers have a natural inclination towards going fast and putting everyone’s lives at risk.
26 November 2021, 18:00 PM