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Holy League unveils new leftist wing
4 October 2024, 18:00 PM
Government losing ‘Aandar’ control trying to bring it under control
4 October 2024, 18:00 PM
Satire / iPhone 16 users claim biggest feature is a scam
4 October 2024, 18:00 PM
Altruistic prisoners demand work-from-jail permission
20 September 2024, 18:00 PM
Satire / ‘Natok Kom Koro Pio’
20 September 2024, 18:00 PM
A tale from the future: Ordinary students celebrate lynching 100th person
20 September 2024, 18:00 PM
The Cancelling
6 September 2024, 18:00 PM
Generic business competition desperately tries to surprise everyone
Bumble Bee Business Club, the university club in which members wear suits in the blistering summer and pretend to run an actual organisation, has announced the date for their flagship event RantWitz 2.0.
19 November 2021, 18:00 PM
4 disappointing audience reviews of Rehana Maryam Noor
The following is a small compilation of unconstructive reviews from Dhokaites, who watched the critically acclaimed film “Rehana Maryam Noor” after it hit theatres on November 12.
19 November 2021, 18:00 PM
Previous generation always has it harder than latest one: Study
A recent study has found that every problem the current generation faces is nothing compared to what the previous generation went through.
19 November 2021, 18:00 PM
Ex-poor people start appointing accountants after becoming filthy rich overnight
The per capita income of Chapasthan has reached a new soaring milestone yet again. On the occasion, the country’s emperor recently said, “Unbeknownst to us, with each passing night, the people of Chapasthan are getting richer. Development, development, development.”
12 November 2021, 18:00 PM
Sabre-toothed tiger claws into cricket board ‘purrsident’
Over the years, a culmination of the effects of climate change has melted the permafrost and brought out ancient microbes, deadly viruses and what not.
12 November 2021, 18:00 PM
Sundarbans refuses to let in any more ‘tigers’
After a successfully failed mission of “at least semifinal”, the cricket team are home, the place where tigers roam.
5 November 2021, 18:00 PM
Bangladesh frontrunners for next time, says a coach; India guaranteed place in 2022 final
The T20 World Cup has taken the world by a storm in a teacup, setting tongues wagging as some return with tails distinctly unwagging and tucked between their legs, while others shoot upwards and onwards into the spheres of limited, forgettable glory.
5 November 2021, 18:00 PM
‘We want our discounts’
With slogans like “We want our half-priced bikes” and “Keep the discounts coming”, thousands of citizens from a specific walk of life held a demonstration at the capital’s Chahbagh intersection.
29 October 2021, 18:00 PM
Garage declares record orders of mirrors after national batter’s comment
Garage, an e-commerce brand and the official sponsor of the Bobcats, registered a record number of ordered products in a day -- mainly mirrors -- since Saturday night following batter Khushy Rajib’s reverse-slog-sweeping comment after the first T20 WC Blooper 12 match against the Island, which had sent Bobcats’ critics into a frenzy.
29 October 2021, 18:00 PM
Usain Bolt started running after hearing motivational speaker say ‘life is a race’
Legendary Jamaican sprinter Usain Bolt has revealed the secret behind his immense success.
29 October 2021, 18:00 PM
Tigers scale another peak: Beating teams with professional, non-cricketing experience
Faced with seemingly insurmountable odds, the Tigers came out trumps and made it through to the Super 12 stage of the T20 World Cup.
22 October 2021, 18:00 PM
Country in disbelief after 3,718th episode of majority-on-minority violence
As is tradition, Chapasthan witnessed yet another spate of violence perpetrated by the majority on the minority in the past couple of days, triggering the country’s authorities and experts to recycle their remarks about pluralism, conspiracy and geopolitics.
22 October 2021, 18:00 PM
Whistleblower exposes how development sector develops itself
A new autobiography penned by a former development sector expert, Mr Penh Namh, has created immense controversy in the sector.
15 October 2021, 18:00 PM
Life after Messi: Barcelona to shift focus from football to mining
Fans of FC Barcelona have been left scratching their heads as the much-loved Spanish football club has announced that they will transition to becoming a mine-exploring organisation.
15 October 2021, 18:00 PM
After Squid Game, real-life Ilish Game grips nation
For weeks, the Squid Game has been the most watched show on Netflix in the country, and the wildly popular South Korean series has birthed an actual game called Ilish Game in the riverine country.
15 October 2021, 18:00 PM
All international indexes are conspiracies: Minister
Chapasthan has landed at the bottom of yet another international index, but the country’s top officials, like every other time, are not convinced by the report.
8 October 2021, 18:00 PM
Facebook’s global outage creates new poor: The influencer class
Facebook’s global outage has created a new kind of poor, the influencer class.
8 October 2021, 18:00 PM
FB, Insta, Whatsapp crashed because they don’t pay VAT: Minister
Misinformation Minister ATM Meghla Banik claimed on Wednesday that Facebook crashed because they don’t pay VAT on time, or at all.
7 October 2021, 13:31 PM
Burnout generation result of social media becoming extension of workplace: Therapists
In a TimeLess Magazine article titled “Minds Turned to Ash” published nearly four years ago, columnist John Cohen explores the global case of burnout.
1 October 2021, 18:00 PM
Abandon literature, history books and embrace start-up hustle: CEO
A world-renowned CEO on Tuesday called on world leaders to abandon literature and history books in schools and colleges in favour of teaching start-up operations, technological innovations, and general profiteering.
1 October 2021, 18:00 PM