Satireday
Real seek entry into Farmgate coaching centre after failing English test
Real Madrid players have reportedly come to Bangladesh hoping for admission to a well-known coaching centre of Farmgate after they failed their English test, held in Etihad exam hall on English soil.
19 May 2023, 18:00 PM
‘Coincidence? I think not’
On a fateful day, Officers Abul and Kabul arrested a student during a protest against the price hike of kidney dialysis. The arrestee was defiant of the police officers, making preposterous arguments about freedom of speech and the right to protest, which had really ticked the officers off.
19 May 2023, 18:00 PM
Guardiola promises to cut his hair if City fail to beat Real in UCL semi
Pep Guardiola, who is popularly known for bottling Champions League campaigns, is once again dreaming again of winning it, even at the cost of his hair.
12 May 2023, 18:00 PM
Growing number of locals nominate female family members for basic tasks
Locals are being inspired by a city father’s mother’s decision to represent her ousted and disgraced son by nominating herself as an independent woman … erm … candidate.
12 May 2023, 18:00 PM
Living in a loving society
We are lucky to be growing up in a society so caring and loving.
5 May 2023, 18:00 PM
Farmers confused by helmet-wearing seasonal farmers
Chapasthan has employed student leaders of universities and colleges, especially those who wear helmets regardless of whether they have bikes to boost agriculture.
5 May 2023, 18:00 PM
The shoes that killed football
The month of May, 2077.
5 May 2023, 18:00 PM
Heroes sparring over who had the better movie create local Avengers plot
“Eid without our local heroes’ fighting over their movies’ supremacy is like sweet without sugar. You cannot enjoy the festival wholly if they don’t fight,” Tausif, a local movie freak from Basabo, said while sharing a movie meme in his timeline on Facebook.
28 April 2023, 18:00 PM
Satire writer shunned after 2- week gap in publication
A writer for this page lost his girlfriend, was shunned by his family and lost his job, all because there was no publication of this page for two weeks.
28 April 2023, 18:00 PM
Gas distributor does some gaslighting
An official of the Largest Gas Distributor of Chapasthan (Lagadicha) assured subscribers that there was no reason to be concerned by the smell of gas that drove many of the capital’s residents to spend a night stargazing instead of lying in the comfort of their own beds.
28 April 2023, 18:00 PM
Company blacking out windows to stop workers leaving at the sight of empty roads
A company in Dhaka has started blacking out its windows to increase productivity in the month of Ramadan.
7 April 2023, 18:00 PM
People get angrier as iftar approaches: study
People get more and more frustrated and angry at each other as the time to break fast in the holy month of Ramadan approaches, a new study found.
7 April 2023, 18:00 PM
Man stays in Bangladesh despite apparently acing IELTS, goes viral
It is a given that someone who secures a commendable score in the IELTS exam will go abroad, and not stay back in Bangladesh.
7 April 2023, 18:00 PM
PC defends Bangladeshi salon’s ‘white supremacy’ caption
Bollywood escapee Priyanka Chopra Jonas spoke out in support of a Bangladeshi beauty salon that recently attracted the wrong kind of attention for including the words “white supremacy” on a Facebook post.
31 March 2023, 18:00 PM
Tomorrow’s forecast
This poem is an ode to the poet Brian Bilston who knows it and writes about the human condition, relationships, and buses (according to his bio on his Facebook page)
31 March 2023, 18:00 PM
Social media superheroes saving us with toxic comments
Comments sections these days are like a virtual jungle gym for bullies, and it seems like everyone’s monkeying around.
31 March 2023, 18:00 PM
Satireday editor’s note
This week’s offerings may not be to everyone’s liking. There could be charges of copying, and also one or more articles might seem offensive.
31 March 2023, 18:00 PM
What to do if you like Nahubo
There have been few songs in the history of this country that united as many people as Coke Studio Bangla’s Nahubo has.
24 March 2023, 18:00 PM
Not such a good boy after all
What this correspondent is about to break to you is a story of betrayal, heartbreak and of course, utter and complete disappointment.
24 March 2023, 18:00 PM
Juniors massaged student leader’s legs because he was preparing for the Olympics
The country erupted in joy at news that a student leader from Bangladesh Mountains University is going to partake in running events of the Paris Olympics next year.
24 March 2023, 18:00 PM