Satireday
Content creator rules her own universe of 5
A content creator recently declared that she had made her own social media universe where everything revolves around the number 5.
17 March 2023, 18:00 PM
PARKOUR!
The city corporation has started a noble initiative to improve the fitness and wherewithal of the city dwellers. “Mission Parkour!” will encourage residents to jump over central reservations, dodge buses, trucks, rickshaws, private cars, CNG-run auto-rickshaws and other pedestrians as they go about their daily business in the city.
17 March 2023, 18:00 PM
Team can only win if board officials are shown on TV during matches: study
Chapasthan’s national cricket team has recently gone on an unexpected winning streak, romping to victory in matches against opposition no one expected them to beat.
17 March 2023, 18:00 PM
Is there really a demand for cats and dogs in restaurants?
A host of cats and dogs in the capital have recently sought asylum in Europe because of a rumour that has spread like wildfire.
10 March 2023, 18:00 PM
Man shocked to find house robbed despite windows having grills
A man was shocked nearly into speechlessness after discovering that his house was robbed despite there being grills on his windows.
10 March 2023, 18:00 PM
Company discovers novel idea to sell more products on Women’s Day
The following conversation is part of the meeting minutes of an organisation that sells consumer goods. The meeting was held before Women’s Day to discuss business strategies for the occasion.
10 March 2023, 18:00 PM
Unable to deal with mosquito menace, Fashundhara resident starts adopting them as pets
It was late at night. After what was an excruciatingly exhausting day, Armana dragged her body to bed, eager to put the day, and herself, to rest.
3 March 2023, 18:00 PM
It’s me, hi, I’m the problem, it’s me, says BCB boss
"I have a condition where if I am not shown on television and I am not the centre of attention, I get really sick."
3 March 2023, 18:00 PM
Top digital marketer shares secret: I know almost nothing
Decked out in a custom-made suit, he kept glancing at his watch and then phone.
3 March 2023, 18:00 PM
Fighting over being called ‘Murgi’ stops after price of chicken skyrockets
Being called “Murgi” has always been a source of extreme offence for all students of Bangladesh, although they can often been found queueing up to have fried chicken.
24 February 2023, 18:00 PM
Acting manager thought he would just have to be the best at acting
A man lost his job at a company yesterday, weeks after being made its acting manager, because he aid too much attention to the “acting” part.
24 February 2023, 18:00 PM
Clash between Patro League and Patro Dal leaves several unmarried
Leaders and activists of Patro League and Patro Dal, the marriage wings of two political parties, locked in a clash in front of a kazi office in the capital yesterday, leaving several unmarried.
24 February 2023, 18:00 PM
Biscuit company goes broke after blowing budget on packaging
A biscuit company shut down recently because, according to officials, they blew their whole budget on hiring designers to come up with an attractive packet.
17 February 2023, 18:00 PM
‘I call him Bhai but found that he is actually younger’
A man’s world came crashing down around him when he found out recently that a colleague, who he used to address as “Bhai”, was actually younger.
17 February 2023, 18:00 PM
Social media celebrities will soon become Tagores and Nazruls
A recent, very confidential study has projected that very soon, Bangladesh will become home to not one, not two, but very many Nazruls, Tagores and Shakespeares.
17 February 2023, 18:00 PM
The nine-to-five grind too much even for the Taliban?
After decades of fighting them, it appears that the West had the answer to defeating the Taliban in Afghanistan right in front of their eyes -- leave the country and let them have a go at running it.
10 February 2023, 18:00 PM
5-second rule is now the 10-second rule: mother
A mother in the capital has introduced a new rule in her household, instructing her three young children to eat off the floor whenever possible.
10 February 2023, 18:00 PM
Disappointment as dream of seeing Boi Mela from metro rail still unfulfilled
Some people in the capital have reacted with disappointment as their supposed dream of looking at the Boi Mela will not be fulfilled this year as the section of the section of the elevated railway that passes near the book fair venue is yet to come into operation.
3 February 2023, 18:00 PM
ChatGPT actually run by customer service firm in Bangalore: Study
A bombshell new study has discovered that the AI chatbot that has taken the world by storm, is in fact not artificial intelligence at all.
3 February 2023, 18:00 PM
Realistic things to do in Dhaka traffic
Talking about Dhaka traffic and talking to a wall is almost the same thing. You can scream and shout all you want, but at the end of the day you realise that it feels like talking to a wall, and unfortunately, this wall doesn’t have ears as the Bangla saying goes.
3 February 2023, 18:00 PM